CHEM TRAILS
over
AZZBERRI PAWK
Why are they spraying us?
What with?
Did they ask our permission?
Should we have a say?
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
TAXI TIMES
ADULT STUFF
While living in Charleston, S.C. I became frustrated trying to get anybody…somebody to read what I wrote.
I thought…someone could confess to murder and they’d be ignored.
I wrote, “I have terrible luck with wimmen”
The first one was self defense. The second one was an accident and I had nothing to do with the third one.
Visit: http://taxitimes.blogspot.com
Search for:
I have terrible luck with wimmen
And if you want to know about me being molested by a huge black woman in a park when I was a young boy, search for
My Dark Secret
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
HOT FLASH
HOT FLASH
You heard it here first
This just in
The VIRGIN MARY was not a virgin
…REPEAT
NOT A VIRGIN
Recently discovered documents reveal that when asked to confirm her virginity she replied yes…
……except for that one time
She claims to have heard that she had to do it three times before it was official
THINGS GET WORSE
Apparently Jesus did not die on the cross
That’s right
DID NOT DIE
ON THE CROSS
Instead he went into a coma. After a good nights rest in the tomb he felt better in the morning. A passing homeless person heard him and helped him move the stone.
When he was thanking him he notice Mary Magdeline coming
(pardon the pun)
He asked him to leave because he wanted to surprise Mary
He went and hid. Mary went into and saw the tomb was empty. When she came out, Jesus popped up from behind a bush.
Hallelujah, a miracle. Jesus done rose from the dead.
He told her ”…let’s get outta here, these Jews are trying to kill me.”
They went and spent the night in an olive orchard. The night was warm. The moon was full. The sweat on her large, ample breast glistened in the moonlight as she breathed in and out.
She had a joint. He was a thirty-two year old horney, frustrated virgin who had just almost died.
Nature ran it’s course. It was a spiritual experience for her. When she got her nut she cried out,
…..OH! GAWD,
HERE I CUM
Un-fortunately he should not have done it. His wounds were so severe, the “act” drained him….he expired as soon as he was finished.
He died on top of her. (What a way to go}
He was buried in an un-marked grave.
Once was enuff. She got pregnant and had a little red haired girl who she took to France for safe keeping.
BOTTOM LINE TRUTH IS;
….JESUS FUCKED A WHORE
DON’T LET THE CHRISTIAN KNOW
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