CAPT FLASH

Friday, November 19, 2010

WARNING

DON'T LET THE

FROGS OF DESIRE

PUSH YOU

AROUND

GOOD NEWS

GOOD NEWS

A carefull re-reading of the

TEN COMMANDMENTS

reveals that there is none that sez:

THOU SHALL NOT DO DRUGS

DRUGS are O.K. with God



Friday, November 5, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

AWARD

IMPLICIT IMPLICATIONS

Picks up another

HONORABLE MENTION

The first HM was

MyArtContest.com
(on-line)

....and the second one

Art Alliance
of
Monmouth County


The award will be presented at a reception
Sat. Nov. 6
from 6/9 PM
33 Monmouth St
Red Bank, NJ

Awards will be presented
@ 730 PM

REALITY

MAKE-UP SHOULD
BE OUTLAWED
AS
DECEPTIVE
 ADVERTISING


Sunday, October 31, 2010

ALCOHOL


KNOW WHY GOD INVENTED
ALCOHOL

SO

UGLY PEOPLE WOULD
HAVE A CHANCE AT

SEX

Friday, October 29, 2010

HER

SHE SAID SHE WAS
NO GOOD

I SAID
YOUR WRONG

SHE WAS
RIGHT

YOU

WHEN I FIRST MET YOU
I DIDN'T LIKE YOU

THEN

I GOT TO KNOW YOU

NOW I'M SURE OF IT

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

ORGANIZATION

ONE DAY JESUS AND THE DEVIL
WERE WALKING DOWN A ROAD

JESUS SAW SOMETHING
BLUE AND SHINEY
LAYING IN THE DUST

HE PICKED IT UP

THE DEVIL SAID
WHAT'S THAT ?

JESUS SAID,
IT'S THE TRUTH

THE DEVIL SAID,
HERE, LET ME
ORGANIZE
IT

DRUGS

DRUGS

I had to give up drugs
The other day I looked in the mirror

All I saw was snow flakes

TRUTH

THE BLUE FLAME OF TRUTH


The bible sez: Less ye be born again you can't
enter the kingdom of heaven

Ever watch a moth fluttering around a flame.  The moth is mezmerized and pulled to it.  But if it gets to close.....

Then maybe one time it gets to close and singes a wing.

Suddenly it has a choice, to fall to the ground and die
without succeeding
...or
to plunge into the flame and suceed by dieing

Trouble is. dieing ain't easy





X-WIFE

My x-wife had no understanding at all

I told her,

"Honey, those young girls are just for sex,
 it's you I love".

.......talk about being shallow

Thursday, October 14, 2010